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Desi Jokes

        Sindhi lawyer:  Case-wani
        Sindhi lawyer after a case: Purse-wani
        The blue-skier sindhi:  Akash-wani
        Supplied in south indian hospitals: Nursing gum
        Desi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh
        Desi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh


        What is a smart Malayalee called?
        Debo-nair.

        What is a dynamic malayalee called ?
        Pheno-Menon.

        Why did the malayalee crossed the road ?
        Simbly.

        What did one Bengali voyeur ask another?
        Keyhollo.

        How was wire invented?
        Two marwaris spotted the same coin.

        Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman?
        Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.

        Why is India a banana republic?
        Because Rajiv keeps chanting, "Hame ye banana hai, wo banana hi

        What is a communist Sindhi called?
        Lalwani.

        What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called?
        Thadani.

        What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called?
        Kriplani.

        What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called?
        Marjani.

        What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
        I, Iyer, Iyengar.

        What is a jiving Sardar called?
        Breakdan Singh.



        Khalistan Jokes:
        Khalistan National Drink: Sarbat Khalsa
        Khalistan National Bird:  Tandoori Chicken
        International Airline:    Kitthe Pacific
        National Airline:          Itthe Pacific
        National Anthem:           Sten gun man
        National Taxi Service:    Kar Seva


What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
Just-beer Singh.

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?
Just-one Singh.

Khalistan's national song?
    Bande marte hum.

A female Khalistan terrorist?
   Hard Kaur.

A famous Khalistani profession?
  Jarnailism.

khalistan history  ..   SARSON-DA-SAGA

the great wall of khalistan  ..   LONG-O-WALL

national dish of khalistan  ..   AKALI-DAAL

the dirty drain of khalistan  ..   BAR-NALA

a sikh scuba diver  ..   JULL-UNDER SINGH

a better adapted sikh diver  ..   JULLUNDER SINGH GILL

a bald sardarjee  ..   BAL-WANT SINGH

what does a sardarjee say to a whore ?  ..  WHORE JEE, KI HAL HAI ?



Q :- Why do you say (Bhagwan Shri) Rajneesh detests city life ?
A :- 'cos, from Koregaon he went to Oreg(a)on.


Q :- What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis' to
     Hindustani Music ?
A :- Raga Kirvani.


Q :- Why is A.P the land of underwears ?
A :- 'cos there they keep saying - yemUNDEE, chappUNDEE, koorchUNDDEE etc.

Q :- What is the (State) Anthem of A.P ?
A :- telan-gana-mana ...


Q :- What is the most famous jingle in A.P ?
A :- A.P days are here again ...



What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making  sense?
        Mr. Chatter Jee.

Who is that guy visiting the Golden Temple everyday?
        Har Mandir Singh.

What do you call a very rich Malayalee?
        Million Iyer

Who is he who has many publications to his credit?
        Journal Singh

What do you call a bong who takes bribe?
        Mr. Goosh

Who is he who visited the Russia-China border?
        Long Wall

Who is that guy who enlightens others?
        Lanthanwalla

What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend?
        Her Pal Singh

What do you call a sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a
white flag in his hand? (This had appeared on SCI long long ago.)
        Surrender Singh


Q : What is a rich malayalee called ?
A : Millionayar

One more here

Q : How does a malayalee spell the word 'MOON' ?
A : M - O yet another O N.

courtesy of Rajiv Punt's website



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