DESI JOKES By Jaan Productions

 

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Top 10 Hindi Dialogues
Category : Top 10 statements in Hindi movies
10.     Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga
9.      Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
8.      Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?
7.      Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.
6.      Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....
5.      Yeh anyay hai bhagwan
4.      Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.
3.      Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.
2.      Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.
And the number one statement is .....
1.      Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.

Here are the best of the rest...
- Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain
- lo...muh meetha kar lo
- mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi
- aaj pinky ka janam din hai
- yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib
- Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!!
- Ma, tum kitni achchi ho
- Aaj mein bahut khush hoon
(usually to be followed by a tragicturn of events)
- arre isse to tez bukhar hai
- Nikal jaa mere ghar say...
- Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay
- khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya

and the best:
-  tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to ...
-  gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.
- Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..
-  Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai
-  Pulis ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai
-  Driver, gaadi roko
-  Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede....
-  Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta"
-  aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor
-  tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat,
   mulzim ko maut ki sazasunai jaati  hai.
-  Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai
-  Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe
-  (hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed)
   Main kahan hun?
  
-  Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?
-  "Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu"
   followed by the jug jug jiyo beta
-  "Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega" ??
-  Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga,
   aaj pahli baarkuch maang........
-  KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN
-  Aey jee!  Aap bade woh haiN!

 

courtesy of Rajiv Punt's website



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