Bholaji's Body Ache

Letter to God

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but
nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter
requesting the $100.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to
GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The
president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he
instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5.00 bill.
President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of
money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to
write a thank you note to GOD, which read:
Dear GOD,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I
noticed that for some reason you had to send it through
Washington D.C. and, as usual, those bastards deducted 95%.!'