Lo...muh meetha kar lo (Take, make your mouth sweet) 
Mujhe isi din ka intezar tha 
(I have only waited for this day) 
Aaj mein bahut khush hoon 
(usually to be followed by a tragic turn of events)
 (I am very happy today) 
Arre isse to tez bukhar hai (O, he has a fast fever) 
Iss desh ko tumpe naaz hai bete (The country has pride on you) 
Puliss ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai 
(Will you use my bathroom) 
Driver, gaadi roko (Driver, stop car) 
Pesh hai duniya ke jaane-maane kalakaar, Miss Lily
(Presenting the world famous performer, Miss Lily) 
(Hero/Heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed / 
humble home of an Adivasi ) main kahan hoon? (Where am I?) 
Bhai saheb, yeh dono saath college mein pad tey hain.
(Brother sir, these two studied in college together) 
Ab yeh natak band karo...(Now stop these theatrics) 
Inspector! Giraftaar karlo issey(Inspector, arrest him) 
Hummay tedi ungleei se ghee nikaalna aata hai
(We know how to remove melted butter with crooked fingers) 
Tune mere peeth pe chura bhoka hai
(You have stabbed me in the back) 
Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga, aaj pahli
 baar kuch maang.....(God I have never asked anything of you, 
 today, first time I ask something) 
Maine bhi choodiyan nahin pahen rakkhi hain 
(I too have not worn bangles) 
Tumne jis thali me khaya, usi me ched kiya. 
(The plate in which you have eaten, in the same plate you 
have made a hole) 
Chudeil! Kide pade tere .....
(Witch! Your insects fall .....) 
Mainey is zameen ko apne khoon sey seencha hai(I have 
cultivated this soil with my blood, in regular periods) 
Kaan khol kar sun lo .....(Open your ears and listen) 
Ek phooti kaudi nahin doonga(I will not give you one 
broken shell - why the @#*% would I want one broken shell 
anyway anus-nose?) 
Bhagwaan pe bharosa rakho. Sab thik ho jaiye ga
(Have faith in God, everything will be alright) 
Yeh baraat ab wapas jayegi.(This marriage party 
will now go back) 
Ham barbad ho gaye(We are destroyed) 
Mera Yakeen karo, maine apni aankhon se dekha hai 
(Believe, I have seen with my own eyes) 
Maa ke haath ke khaaney mey jo mazaa hai wo reshtorent 
ke khaane mey kahaan?(The fun that exists in my mother's 
handmade food does not exist in the food served at restaurants) 
Tum kisiki najayaz aulad ho. (You are somebody's illegal offspring) 
Thairo! Yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti ! 
(Wait, this marriage cannot happen) 
Bahar Nikal (Come out) 
Mr. Vijay arrested (Newspaper headline)